Rudeness.

So I went out with a couple of mates on Saturday night for a curry and we were shooting the shit and we stumbled onto the topic of rude people.  We were swapping stories and just generally bitching about how it pisses us off when people are rude in certain situations.  We were having a swell evening.  We pay the bill and depart.

No joke of a lie, within 2 minutes, three sets of people were rude as we walked to the pub.

1. Four men walk past us (we were three girls, all ok looking… we’re not complete mingers.) and one says, “I’d give you one” (oh, how I love thee Essex - those in America, Essex is just outside London and has a variety of skanks and chavs (google those terms…strangely when I googled skanks, a picture of miley cyrus came up.) the nearer to London you are… sometimes they venture to my town to feel “high class” because we have a posh night club. Yay.) but me and my friends just kind of didn’t take it in and ignored them (much like you do with builders, maybe?) and so their retaliation, after saying “I’d give you one” and after we had ignored them… “out of 10!” ha. ha. ha.  And so they continued to shout obsenities at us as they walked away. Charming.

2. A girl and her boyfriend were walking (actually charging) down the road towards us and she had a face like a smacked ass so I moved out her way a bit and she just barges right into me, so I say politely (and this is the truth) “Can you watch where you’re going please?” within a couple of seconds her boyfriennd turns around and goes “WHAT THE FUCK!?!?!” and she joins in and starts screaming at me “YOU FUCKING WHAT YOU STUPID BITCH!!” etc. etc. etc.  Needless to say we hastily walked on because they were both being dicks.

3. We manage to get to the pub without further insult where we get ID’d and the barman says with major attitude - “You all look about 12.”

Lovely stuff.